ASK RUSTY
Once again here’s your opportunity to ask for the wisdom, insight and foresight of Rusty. Your questions and my answers will be posted here on this page for all to enjoy (Names will be withheld to protect the not so innocent). You’ll be sure to get a thought-provoking and perhaps controversial answer to all of your questions. That or I’ll come back with some hackneyed phrase or just steal a movie quote that may be too obscure for anyone to even recognize. To get your question answered, simply fill out the form below to be taken to a world where enlightenment comes for free
Kellyn: Can I leave and come back? Or once I leave, am I not able to rejoin the party?
Russ: That depends. Do you mean physically or metaphysically. If you are so elevated spiritually, emotionally or cosmically into some higher plane of Russtoberbliss, and you disappear from our midst, I’m pretty sure we can’t make you come back, even if YOU want to. There may have been some chant we could perform but those tomes that the old ones read, are gone with the ages, never again to be incanted. If you mean like you have to run to get a fresh pack of smokes from the gas station, just get your hand stamped before you leave.
Chris: What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Russ: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?"
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